Post by Puck on Jun 14, 2002 3:32:49 GMT -5
Top Ten Ways Palpatine Explains To Anakain That He Has The Force Or is A Sith Lord
10. While speeder driving near cantina, Palpy standing on side of roadway holding a sign saying: Will Need You To Work As A Sith Warrior.
9. Anakain Skywalker, drafted Sith Savages, 1st Round. Sith Savages GM, Emperor Palpatine.
8. Personal ad in the Corrusant Times entitles: Single White Jedi seeks older Sith for enlightment. Must like speeders, droid repair, and long moonslit nights while slaughtering an indigious people while on a bloodthrusty rage.
7. Hilarious moment when Anakain pulls back the Ghostface mask to reveal that Palpatine killed the kid from the video store who watches way too many horror movies.
6. Palpatine keeps telling Jeff Foxworthy jokes but replaces punchline with "You might be a Dark Lord of the Sith."
5. Anakin is about to ask "Have you ever slaughtered many people because you were angry" And all Palpatine can respond with is "what, this week?"
4. Uneasy laughter as both realize they've both dated Nicole Kidman during the Clone Wars.
3. Anakain was flipping through the "So, you're a Member or a Dark Lord Of the Sith" pamplet, calls up the hotline, and Palpy answers.
2. Anakain and Palpy are on a boat when Anakain leans over and asks: "Palpy, ever get one of those not so nice Jedi feelings?"
1. Anakain forcedialed down the center.
10. While speeder driving near cantina, Palpy standing on side of roadway holding a sign saying: Will Need You To Work As A Sith Warrior.
9. Anakain Skywalker, drafted Sith Savages, 1st Round. Sith Savages GM, Emperor Palpatine.
8. Personal ad in the Corrusant Times entitles: Single White Jedi seeks older Sith for enlightment. Must like speeders, droid repair, and long moonslit nights while slaughtering an indigious people while on a bloodthrusty rage.
7. Hilarious moment when Anakain pulls back the Ghostface mask to reveal that Palpatine killed the kid from the video store who watches way too many horror movies.
6. Palpatine keeps telling Jeff Foxworthy jokes but replaces punchline with "You might be a Dark Lord of the Sith."
5. Anakin is about to ask "Have you ever slaughtered many people because you were angry" And all Palpatine can respond with is "what, this week?"
4. Uneasy laughter as both realize they've both dated Nicole Kidman during the Clone Wars.
3. Anakain was flipping through the "So, you're a Member or a Dark Lord Of the Sith" pamplet, calls up the hotline, and Palpy answers.
2. Anakain and Palpy are on a boat when Anakain leans over and asks: "Palpy, ever get one of those not so nice Jedi feelings?"
1. Anakain forcedialed down the center.