Post by The_Chair on Dec 26, 2001 14:38:42 GMT -5
> Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
> "Pants":
>
> 1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
> of my old master.
>
> 2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
>
> 3) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
>
> 4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
> retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
>
> 5) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
> counts.
>
> 6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
>
> 7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
> use it.
>
> 8) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
>
> 9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
>
> 10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
>
> 11) TK-421 ... Why aren't you in your pants?
>
> 12) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
>
> 13) Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
> board.
>
> 14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
>
> 15) Luke ... Help me take ... these pants off.
>
> 16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
>
> 17) That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
>
> 18) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily
> guarded than this.
>
> 19) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
>
> 20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
> for your sister!
>
> 21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
> first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
>
> 22) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
>
> 23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
> my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
>
> 24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
>
> 25) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
